"Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."

"Worship of society and popular opinion is idolatry. The soul has no sex, no country, no place, no time."

"Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate."

"Fortune favors the bold."

"A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something."

"A mother understands what a child does not say."

"There is no accountability in the public school system - except for coaches. You know what happens to a losing coach. You fire him. A losing teacher can go on losing for 30 years and then go to glory."

"No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures."

"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."