"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."

"If we didn't have bonuses, we wouldn't have had anybody working for us."

"Boys don't make passes at female smartasses."

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

"Eternity. It is the sea mingled with the sun."

"The ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic."

"I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world."

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."

"Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses."

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."

"Wine is bottled poetry."

"Science does not know its debt to imagination. Goethe did not believe that a great naturalist could exist without this faculty."