"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"To feel 'fit as a fiddle' you must tone down your middle."

"Knowledge is like a garden; if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested."

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."

"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously."

"Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have."

"The essence of intelligence is skill in extracting meaning from everyday experience."

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them."

"A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion."

"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."