"All's well that ends well...."

"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

"Poor and content is rich, and rich enough; but riches fineless is as poor as winter to him that ever that ever fears he shall be poor."

"Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end."

"Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear."

"Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief."

"Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved."

"Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear."

"The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'"

"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."

"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."

"Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are an act of reverence on the part of the quoter, and a blessing to a public grown superficial and external."