"If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price."

"I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise."

"You can鈥檛 argue with all of the fools in the world. It鈥檚 easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they鈥檙e not paying attention."

"As my mother said, I never sprang out of bed with a glad shout! My voice needed oiling and then it took off."

"Love doesn't know about time. It sparks and then it lasts forever."

"Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire."

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

"No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People imagine they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by."

"Follow the grain in your own wood."

"If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started."

"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage."

"A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."