"Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly."

"First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do."

"A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

"Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent."

"What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows."

"Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens."

"Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh."

"Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process."

"Who can protest and does not, is an accomplice in the act."

"Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by."

"There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third."

"Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle."