"A great philosophy is not one that passes final judgments and establishes ultimate truth. It is one that causes uneasiness and starts commotion."

"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth."

"Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance."

"Whoever finds love beneath hurt and grief disappears into emptiness with a thousand new disguises."

"Sometimes the world puts a spin on life. When our equilibrium returns to us, we understand more because we've seen the whole picture."

"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out."

"A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him."

"Actresses will happen in the best regulated families."

"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them."