"There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the happiest man, really is so; but he who thinks himself the wisest, is generally the greatest fool."

"A great philosophy is not one that passes final judgments and establishes ultimate truth. It is one that causes uneasiness and starts commotion."

"#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done."

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

"How do you like that guy? Can't run six balls and he's President of the United States."

"You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves."

"Solutions- The first step toward a cure is to know what the disease is."

"It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told."

"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work."

"If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another."

"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse."

"Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well."