"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case."

"Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always To be blest: The soul, uneasy and confin'd from home, Rests and expatiates in a life to come."

"Successful people breed success."

"For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?"

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."

"No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it."