"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."

"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers."

"A week is a long time in politics."

"The great end of life is not knowledge but action."

"Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more."