"Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace."

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."

"Death: To stop sinning suddenly."

"A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join."

"Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid more than they do."

"God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars."

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."

"Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do."

"When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose."

"Luck is a tag given by the mediocre to account for the accomplishments of genius."

"Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles."

"If it doesn't matter in five years, it doesn't matter."