"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"No virtue is safe that is not enthusiastic."

"Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young."

"Back of every noble life there are principles that have fashioned it."

"No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist."

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go."

"Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"