"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"We will occasionally use this arrow notation unless there is danger of no confusion."

"Not what man knows but what man feels, concerns art. All else is science."

"Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives."

"Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have."

"There is no restraining men's tongues or pens when charged with a little vanity."

"People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate."