"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists."

"People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights."

"Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction."

"Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression."

"FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection."

"The best [man] is like water.Water is good; it benefits all things and does not compete with them.It dwells in [lowly] places that all disdain.This is why it is so near to Tao."